NASA's frequent flyer

Well, although humankind is taking so long to be extinguished and Earth keeps orbiting, I've been sending my name on NASA missions to outer space every now and then. Just for the fun of making jokes about our own selves throughout some science fiction tripping creativity writing process.


Who knows what the heck for, but why not? It's quite like that future/past capsule thing, no? Only it's for whatever future life/bot/alien/AI/matrix/stuff gets to come across with this nonsense ancient-to-be ovni and realise how ridiculous home sappiens has evolved to be so far...